"It's because I think I'm pathetic."

I decided to record audio instead of typing. I got some really good thinking done.
Here it is.

Afterthought: It's both a pain to download and a pain to listen to (being half an hour long) so to sum it up, I ramble about this and that and come to the inspired conclusion that the reason I'm not in a relationship isn't because I think it's cruel to make someone wait two years for me, it's because I don't think I'm worth waiting for.